sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
(via polka-dot-bikini-girl)
(via polka-dot-bikini-girl)
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
(Source: lampsarepeopletoo, via niggacola)
a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”